You’ve waited long enough

I’m telling you the secret of life today

I decided it was finally time to do it. I teased people long enough, left them dangling, hanging, floating there in the air, waiting oh-so-desperately for me to at last reveal the secret of life. So in the message I gave yesterday at church, I unveiled it.

I mean, I’m 45 years old now. So that’s plenty of wisdom, plenty of experience, plenty of sagacity …